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May 23, 2015

EMT 5/23/15 Stop Me if You've Heard This One edition[krakatoa]

A bed bug, a puritan scold, and a feminist walk into a mattress store...

This one time, at band camp, I was raped by a woodwind...

...And then the Sec State sez, she sez "Rectum?!"...


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