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May 28, 2015
"This Sculpture Just Screamed 'Mansplaining'!"
Tell me again you're serious people, and not vapid little children in need of instruction.
That tweet went viral over Memorial Day weekend. It all started when Ash Hernandez saw the statue on her way to take a teacher's certification test. She was so outraged that she ran back to her car to get her phone to snap a picture.
"The sculpture just screamed mansplaining," Hernandez told Women in the World, a New York Times affiliate.
Hernandez sent the picture to her friend Cathy de la Cruz, who tweeted it out. The tweet went viral, prompting other Twitter users to post photos of statues they found sexist.
Look, I have bad news for everyone: The world's about to be destroyed. How, I'm not sure. But destroyed it shall be.
Now what I propose is the building of three Space Arks.
The second arc, Ark B, is the one I really want to talk about. On this Ark, we'll put all the most important people in our society: The radfems, the genderf*cks, the censors, the quivering priestesses of false rape allegations, the trans-women seeking abortions, Matt Bai.
We'll send this Space Ark first because it's imperative that whatever planet the rest of us settle on be certified, from the start, to be gender-sensitive and trans-friendly.
What do you guys think of my plan?!?!