Bill Clinton Gets To The Bottom Of His Foundation's Efforts To Hide Foreign Donations. And You'll Never Believe Who Is Responsible!

Remember the "oversight" at the Clinton Foundation of reporting exactly ZERO dollars in foreign contributions when the actual number was in the hundreds of millions for at least 5 years?

Well, Bill Clinton investigated the matter extensively and reports it's all the fault of, "The guy that filled out the forms". Seriously. "The guy put it on the wrong form..."

Ok. Sure. Let's go with that.

I like to imagine that "the guy" is named "Maury" and he has a two room office over a pizza shop in Park Slope in Brooklyn. Every year around March 1st Bill, Hillary and Chelsea grab a couple of shoe boxes full of the foundation's receipts and hop in the car and drive down from Chappaqua to drop them off with Maury. About two weeks later Maury calls the Clinton's to tell them their taxes are ready and they can come down and sign the forms. After they drop them in the mail the whole family, including the granddaughter, go out for ice cream.

Because that's how a worldwide foundation runs and occasionally "the guy" who fills out the forms makes an innocent mistake.

I totally believe that and if you don't....sexism!

Bellow the fold, Maury working on the Clinton Foundation's taxes.

posted by DrewM. at 10:47 AM

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