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Prince Charles flew 16,000 miles in just 11 days using three private jets and one helicopter before proudly posing with Greta Thunberg in Davos
Because conserving is for the little people [CBD]

Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) is delusional. I guess we saw things differently today. [Mis. Hum.]

Covington Catholic school bus involved in fatal accident. Wrong way driver deceased, kids OK.[Mis. Hum.]

BREAKING NEWS The Babylon Bee purchases it's biggest satire competitor CNN. [Mis. Hum.]

Cats Caught Breaking Into Human Body Farm To Feast On The Dead "the same cat returned to the same woman almost every night over the course of 35 days to eat." [dri]

"He lost me:" Adam Schiff alienates GOP moderates even further with closing argument

ICYMI: George Stephanoplous frantically gives the "kill" gesture to get Trump's lawyer off the air

RIP Mr. Notsothoreau

Oliver Darcy, one of CNN's Deplatforming Pressure Lobbyists (and a former member of the #Paycheck "Conservative Media"), attacks Fox for stopping coverage of the impeachment in favor of something that people actually might want to watch
It's weird how many of these "conservatives" hired and promoted by the "conservative media" immediately become hardcore liberals when CNN waves a check at them
The obsessive stalker continues stalking obsessively
The stalking continues. Generally this is the stalking CNN engages in before a full-court press for a doxxing, blackmail, or deplatforming push.

BBD (Buffet Buster Deluxe) Ana Navarro of dubious Republican heritage was on The View and comes up for air to attack Sen Marsha Blackburn (R-TN). Looks like 'ol BBD and Skipper Bill have been hitting up the buffets together. [Mis. Hum.]

What a surprise, Bill Kristol and George Conway have another grift, another assholish troll move
They're such grifterish little pussies. It's seriously embarrassing. Just shut the f*ck up already you pathetic little queeflings. And George, why don't you work on what's really bothering you, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do
Must be nice to have endless piles of liberal billionaires' money to spend (taking a nice little cut for yourselves, naturally -- gotta keep those bloated >40% BMI figures). In fact, I think it's just terrific that almost the entirety of the "conservative media" is being paid by liberal billionaires. Which might have something to do with why conservatism never actually wins.

Jonah Goldberg is an American "BBW" pornographic actress best known for her first film I Am Curious (Donut)
What a ditz.

Best Wings song ever

Totally-a-Real-Conservative Jennifer Rubin is nigh orgasmic about the "brilliant" Adam Schiff

Washington Post hack fangirls so hard for Adam Schiff he audibly queefs

Wonderful moment as Trump embraces Governor Abbott and calls him "the greatest governor," only marred by the fact that it wasn't Governor Abbot, just a guy in a wheelchair
Nah just kidding, of course it was Governor Abbot. Joe Biden's the one with wheelchair-related gaffes.

Australian University urges men with low testosterone to take testosterone supplements to fend off cognitive decline and dementia
The university calls this "The Jonah Goldberg Initiative"

Instapundit (linking a Slate advice column): I Live With Six Brothers. I Have Sex With Two of Them. It’s Fine, They Know. But since it’s Slate’s advice column we get this: "I don't know why six adult brothers would be living in a house together, [and] why their parents weren't more concerned with overpopulation and what it might mean for a looming water shortage."
#NotACult
A friend updates me: "By the way, the advice is to a dude who's having sex with the two brothers."

Burkman and Wohl: A "senior House Republican" has transmitted our pictures of Ed Buck and Adam Schiff to RedState and we are waiting for them to do the right thing and publish them
Red State: We have had no pictures transmitted to us and have no idea what you're talking about
I have transmitted a picture of a naked Demi Rose grinding on my shame to RedState, and I implore them to gather the courage to do the right and tastefully-artistic thing and share my dirty victory with the world. You have 24 hours to comply. Release the Snizz.

Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/s][/b]: "[i]449 A commie fuck with a brutal murderer wife. ..."

Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd : "Another thing about Conrad: He's a pessimist ..."

BurtTC: "you ever wonder why they chose that by the way? P ..."

Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When?: "Neil Peart ..."

OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar: "[i]465 Mr. Sulu: All ahead "prance".Posted by: kla ..."

Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When?: "Neil Neart is the cut-rate, bargain basement versi ..."

Quint : "I never want to get banned. but if I do let it be ..."

klaftern: "Mr. Sulu: All ahead "prance". ..."

OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar: "[i]453 One of the worst is the Billy Jeff Effect.M ..."

Hadrian the Seventh: " "Fine Corinthian leather", while it was really " ..."

Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler: "I have a distinct memory of being born on the dyin ..."

Way, Way Downriver: "[i]everything about Drake was known, rather like C ..."

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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer

Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

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