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July 08, 2016

Overnight Open Thread (8 Jul 2016)

I'm back morons. Now on to the ONT.


'Ette Accessory?

Hmmm. I could see some of the 'ettes getting the wine dispensing travel tote.

Turn Signal Clicking

Ever wonder why car turn signals make that clicking sound?

Aussie Slang Terms

Don't Molest Wristbands

Well, Europe is going to learn that empty platitudes like 'Gun Free Zone' won't protect you. Women raped and sexually assaulted by mobs of foreign men wearing 'Don't Molest' wristbands.

Traffic Jam

And I thought my commute was bad. Massive 3-day traffic jam kills 12 people.

Armor Mobility

Star Trek and Star Wars

Why did the Star Wars and Star Trek worlds turn out so differently?
h/t

Aviation Trivia

OK, without clicking the link, can you name this aircraft?

Dog Video

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