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July 14, 2016

ESPN Turns ESPY Awards (Whatever the Fuck They Are) Into Black Lives Matter Rally

Christian Toto says ESPN has transformed itself into a (lightly) sports-themed MSNBC.

Larry O'Connor points out the glaring hypocrisy of ESPN turning itself into a left-wing political pageant while firing right-leaning people for expressing their political opinions in their private citizen capacity.

A reader wrote to me and said he was taken by my description of ESPN as "The View for Men."

I don't remember saying that, but I endorse it. ESPN is a girlish, gay chat channel like Bravo that features slightly less house-flipping and slightly more homoerotic tributes to the physical male ideal.

It's evil, it's stupid, it's a waste of your time, and it's time to block the channel so that you're never tempted to give them your money ever again.

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