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July 01, 2016

Desperate Terrorists, Who Are Totally Weak and Have Nothing to Offer Except Their Twisted Values, Flee From Might of Obama, Hillary, and Kerry (and Incidentally Take 20 Hostages During Their Panicked Flight)

At least 20 foreigners -- perhaps as many as 60 -- taken hostage in a restaurant in the diplomatic quarter of Dhaka, Bangaldesh.

The attackers, who are just the JV and have nothing to do with the beautiful religion of Islam, are armed with guns, explosives, and swords.

They're shouting "Alluha Akbar" which just further proves they have nothing at all to do with Islamism.

Sumon Reza, a kitchen worker at the restaurant who escaped, told The Daily Star, a Bangladeshi newspaper, that several armed men entered the restaurant around 8:45 p.m. and took hostages.

“They blasted several crude bombs, causing wide-scale panic among everyone,” was quoted as saying. “I managed to flee during this confusion.”

Mr. Reza said the attackers were armed with pistols, swords and bombs and shouted “God is great” before detonating their explosives, the newspaper said.

The hostage situation introduces the grim possibility of the worst outcome possible: potential anti-Muslim backlash in the United States.

Oh, and 60 people murdered.

President Obama will make a statement later in which he will "call upon every American" to "do his utmost" to "change the topic of conversation to something more positive for Obama, like how wonderful Joe Biden's high speed rail plans are."


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