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July 03, 2016

How the Other Half Survive - Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

I realize it's been a couple of months since I said I would start a survival series but, frankly, I've been too brain-tired to follow through. Still, I owe you something and, when I came across this, I just couldn't help myself.

Now, before I tell you how I came upon this miraculous and life-saving item, I'll allow you to form your own opinion about it; good, bad, or otherwise.

Here, I present to you a survival kit so complete that the value has been set at $12,500. ($13,000 with the optional pet add-on)

This kit consists of everything you and one other person would need to survive the post-apocalypse for an entire week!

It has stuff!

And that STUFF is enclosed in CAMOUFLAGE!

And there are two backpacks! And a trunk!

What more could you want? Well, I'd tell you, but I can't seem to find a list of the contents anywhere.

So, without further delay, I present to you the J.O.E. Ulysses Tier 1 Standard Survival Kit.

It debuted to much fanfare.

Did I mention that for only and additional $500 you can also keep your dog alive for an entire week before it eats you?

Did I mention that it's sold out?

When the crap comes down I won't be turning to $13k kits to keep me and my pets alive for a week. I'll be turning to my own emergency kit and to my brother-in-law who can dig a well, build a house, hunt, fish, and cook over a fire. I'll stand guard, weapon in hand, whilst he does so.

Eloi and Morlock indeed.

Open thread.

OH!!! I almost forgot! This is where I found it.

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posted by Open Blogger at 08:25 PM

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