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Ohio Christian Parents Lose Custody of 17-Year-Old Daughter For Refusing Her Transgender Drugs
"Doctors claim that the parents' treating the girl as a girl has triggered suicidal feelings." [CBD]
South Dakota Education Department spokeswoman Mary Stadick Smith said in an email that she was not aware of gender identity currently being taught about in South Dakota schools. Sure......And I'm dating Kate Upton. [Mis. Hum.]
They just don't get it. They, You ask?Mitt Romney and his announced Senate race. Had we wanted what you want DJT wouldn't be POTUS. Here's hoping that Utah rejects this carpetbagger. [Mis. Hum.]
104 year-old Navy Lt. Jim Downing passes
"Navy Lt. Jim Downing, the second-oldest Pearl Harbor survivor, has passed at the tender age of 104." [CBD]
The Federal Bureau of Incompetence Investigation strikes again. What the hell are they good for? [Mis. Hum.]
Interesting point from Tucker Carlson's show last night: Someone’s Doing The DOJ and FBI Interrogations and It’s Not Congress… Suggests Strzok, Page, Ohr et al are cooperating. [dri]
Are we a nation of laws? Or are we just serfs living according to the whims of unelected black robe wearing elites? Is it time for the POTUS to say, "F.O.A.D. I'm not obeying your order? Is it time to have the necessary showdown between the duly elected POTUS or an out of control court? I'm shaking my head that an Executive Order can be ordered to be implemented. [Mis. Hum.]
Human rights activist admits: Muslim refugees have no intention of adopting our values.
"suddenly we have two legal systems functioning in one country!"
“Russiagate is bunk and Intelgate is worse than Watergate.” - The Nation
And the moon became as blood...
(link to Nation article is in the tweet this replies to)

Epic Battle Simulator: 2.000 MODERN US SOLDIERS vs 60.000 ZOMBIES [dri]
Super-Duper Conservative Democrat Joe Manchin, Almost as Conservative as the TruCon Never Trumpers, Poses With an "I Stand with Planned Parenthood" Sign
And then weeks later, poses with a "We Don't Need Planned Parenthood" sign... It's almost as if he's trying to con his voters, who he considers rubes

Jeff Flake gives a Senate speech: "Blah blah blah blah cuck cuck blah"
What? I Thought You Said That Richard Pryor Let Marlon Brando Give Him the Full Tapper, But I Must Have Misunderstood
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