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Civil asset forfeiture nightmare: Man loses truck over five rounds of ammunition
We're from the government and we're here to help. [CBD]
Understanding America’s ridiculously large $18.6T economy by comparing the GDP of US metro areas to entire countries The LA area, produced about the same economic output in 2016 as the entire country of Mexico. [dri]
Larry O'Connor Scolds His Employer Mediaite for an Article Baselessly Claiming Tucker Carlson is a "White Nationalist"
To Mediaite's credit, they did permit him to run this against-the-magazine's-basic-take contrary piece. Which seems like more than one can say about the Weekly Standard, his former employer.
Hours After Hurricane Irma, Miami-Dade County Tickets Residents For Code Violations "Celso Perez was helping his neighbors remove some fallen trees blocking their street when a county code enforcer rolled up and issued him a safety notice for having a downed fence. "I laughed," Perez tells WSVN-TV. "I thought he was kidding. 'You are kidding right? We just had a hurricane six hours ago.'"" H/T VIA [CBD]
Stacy Dash Responds To Pitybooking "Comedian" Chelsea Handler Calling Her a "Black White Supremacist"
Someone who has no talent whatsoever but gets gig after gig like Chelsea Handler really should be checking her own #WhitePrivilege, not trying to start a race war
CBS is the Only Network to Report That Amazon Has a Coordinated Partisan Effort to Delete One-Star Reviews of Hillary's Deplorable Book
One fun point: Norah O'Donnell reports, with great satisfaction I'm sure, that Hillary's deplorable book has a five star average on Amazon, not apparently realizing they just reported Amazon is zapping all the unfavorable reviews
And by the way, I've seen people complaining that two star reviews are being zapped too
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