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Sheeple are stupid. [Mis. Hum.]
I believe game number 2 is on at the moment. But, I don't know as the TV isn't on. [Mis. Hum.]
German town wanted to go GREEN for their energy. Now it is cracking apart.
There are eight other German towns with similar problems. Geothermal drilling was popular and not massively regulated.
[ArthurK]
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott narrowly dodged an assassination attempt Oct 2016 from a package bomb.
Abbott's bomb didn't go off because he opened the package the wrong way!
The bomber also sent a bomb to President Obama.

[ArthurK]
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. And as you sit down for dinner, here is how you talk to your pansy Marxist nephew. Enjoy! [Mis. Hum.]
Light Open Thread Blogging for the Next Few Days. I'll be putting up some open threads or some quick links Thanksgiving Day and Friday, but not a lot. The cobs might put some stuff up -- but then, they might take some well-earned time off too.
9th grade biology assignment.
The appropriate response is home schooling.
[ArthurK]
Probably 2,000 serial killers loose in the US.
Don't scoff at his research - he discovered the existance of a serial killer the local police didn't know about.
[ArthurK]
1970s teen heartthrob David Cassidy has passed away at 67. [Weirddave]
10 rivers (8 in Asia, 2 Africa) dump 95% of the world's plastic pollution into the oceans.
Tell me again why Americans can't have plastic bags at the supermarket.
[ArthurK]
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