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September 05, 2017

Finally: Company Makes Jeans With Cut-Out Portion on Keister to Simulate "Plumber's Butt"

To see what I'm talking about:

Photo taken form Le Parisien

So, simulated plumber's butt. From Le Parisien:

ASOS Dares a Jean That Imitates "Plumber's Butt"

The actual French for "plumber's butt" is "sourire du plombier," or "plumber's smile," which is amusing, I guess.

By Laurianne Melierre

No, you're not dreaming. Asos [the company making the jeans] has just launched jeans that deliberately scoops out the rear, creating the effect of "plumber's butt."

For many, it's a worry. What? Plumber's butt, that moment usually embarassing when the jeans fall beneath the buttocks when you bend over, showing the tops of your butt-cheeks. Asos, which just began selling jeans cut in just such a way is hoping then that this becomes a fashion choice? No one seems to even have a response. Yet the product does indeed exist. Look for yourself...

Half-WTF, half-sexy, in a time of strange clothes and shoes, this shocking piece makes a stunning entry into the fashion scene.

Incidentally, this isn't even the craziest jean introduced last month -- Vetements teamed up with Levi's to produce, maybe, "bare butt" jeans, with a zipper down the backside allowing you to zip down and show your thong if you like.

The jeans apparently sell for $1,875, meaning they have a very specific client in mind: Kim Kardashian.

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