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September 05, 2017

Amazing Revelation from Hillary Clinton's Upcoming Book: Men Treated Me Badly and Made Me Lose

I had no idea. Why couldn't she have shared this with us earlier?

Specifically, she blames Bernie Sanders, who is, most agree, a man, and his "Bernie Bros" supporters, who are, some claim, also men, for her being a charmless grifter who didn't bother sending campaign literature to ground forces in Wisconsin.

She said that his attacks against her during the primary caused "lasting damage" and paved the way for "(Donald) Trump's 'Crooked Hillary' campaign."

Clinton, in a book that will be released September 12 entitled "What Happened," said Sanders "had to resort to innuendo and impugning my character" because the two Democrats "agreed on so much."

This quote is included:

"President Obama urged me to grit my teeth and lay off Bernie as much as I could. I felt like I was in a straitjacket." - HRC

Obama too? The sacred scrolls say that he too has some features which may be confused as "man-like" at a distance.

"Some of his supporters, the so-called Bernie Bros, took to harassing my supporters online. It got ugly and more than a little sexist," she wrote.

"When I finally challenged Bernie during a debate to name a single time I changed a position or a vote because of a financial contribution, he couldn't come up with anything," Clinton wrote. "Nonetheless, his attacks caused lasting damage, making it harder to unify progressives in the general election and paving the way for Trump's 'Crooked Hillary' campaign."

All these men doing this woman wrong.

This is pretty funny:

"She says a lot in this book, and some of it is going to surprise people..." a Clinton aide said, asking not be named because they were not authorized to discuss the book.

We're all very surprised that the man-hating harridan is blaming man-like creatures, and that the self-pitying drunk is shifting blame to others. It's all too shocking, and I'm sure this will be riveting, rewarding read.


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