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September 23, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

(Coffee? Yes. Kid? Nope.)

***

Saturday again. Where the hell did this week go? So, let's have some caffeine and delve into somethings that didn't get too much attention this past week here at the HQ.

OK Morons. No running with scissors, knives or javelins. No pulling ponytails, pig tails or hair extensions. Play nice and have a fun time in this open thread.

Electrocution was the least of his worries.
This might be my last Weird News Dumps.
Talk about high maintenance.
Bulldozers are not meant for joy rides.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Culture battle.
Go Granny Go!
Business plan, I don't need no stinkin' business plan.
Fanny back for snowflakes.
What does he have a big wallet or a big dick?
Doctor heal thyself. Or ream yourself out.
Someone has a dick fetish.

Have a great weekend!!! Hope you're not raptured.

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