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September 11, 2017

The Morning Rant

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"Today is the anniversary of an event that changed America forever, one that we'll be talking about for a long time: One year ago today, Hillary Clinton was unceremoniously tossed into the back of an SUV like a sack of fertilizer, and that pretty much ended her presidential campaign right there. And she lost a shoe."


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This. Is CNN:

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Well, this is pleasant: CNN throws in the towel on fake Russian news

CNN has dismantled its vaunted Trump-colluded-with-the-Russians investigative unit in a wretched concession to reality. The only thing the unit found was an empty well for stories, surrounded by a crust of fake news. The whole caper damaged the network's credibility, and the public just wasn't buying it anymore. So the whole unit had to go.

I am reminded of Geraldo Rivera's big "opening Al Capone's vault" debacle where he goosed expectations up sky high and then ended up eating a big bag of di-nothing.


Love Trumps Hate, Part CLXXIV:
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Oops:


Here we see the white supremacist Donald Trump brutally assaulting a small black girl:

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Never. Gets. Old:

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