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September 08, 2017

Three Taco Bell Employees Open Fire on Two Would-Be Robbers, Killing One

Firing at him with a .32, one employee unholstered his .45 and asked the robber, "Would you like that Biggie Sized?"

Okay no he didn't. Great story.

Police say three employees of a Cleveland Taco Bell opened fire on two armed robbers, killing one.

Police have said two masked robbers entered the restaurant early Wednesday and ordered three employees to lie on the floor. Police say three other employees pulled out handguns and opened fire, shooting one of the suspects six times. The other suspect ran off.

Remember, no citizens ever use guns successfully to stop a crime. They always wind up shooting their own eyes out, or inadvertently handing it to a child who then sucks on it like it was a lollipop.

See, criminals, who are documented to have poor executive function and poor impulse control and limited IQs (as a group), are super-good about learning how to use guns, whereas non-criminals, who have stronger executive function and impulse control and higher IQs (as a group), are just total retards when attempting to operate a fairly straightforward machine.


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