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September 13, 2017

The Morning Rant

"The usual suspects are shrieking like howler monkeys about Molly DeVos "rolling back" the usage of Title IX for protection for "rape victims". Which , of course, ignores the pesky fact that the guilt needed to establish victim status has to be determined, not assumed at the outset. With, you know, due process and all that."

Love Trumps Hate, Part CLXXVIII:
love trumps hate 03.jpg

But wait:

Robert Ranco, Round Rock attorney who made controversial tweet Friday about Education Secretary Molly DeVos, has resigned from Carlson Firm. pic.twitter.com/iF8gobP9TF
— Jenni Lee (@JenniL_KVUE) September 11, 2017

This is a nice outcome, but I'm guessing it will be unlikely that Ranco will suffer much. He'll probably be picked up by a progressive-oriented law firm and it will be all 'hail fellow well met' and 'attaboy'.

I think many of you ~~fappers~~ morons can relate to this:

Ted Cruz tomorrow morning. pic.twitter.com/BTuoJEnUmA
— WeWuzMetokur (@WeWuzMetokur) September 12, 2017

Somebody just shoot me now:

Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are Igneous, Sedimentary, and Deciduous.

I saw this meme on Twitter yesterday, and it started out with "1. A dad"

Here is what I thought you might find in a Trump supporter's house:

--A "CNN is fake news" refrigerator magnet
--A Jim Acosta pinata
--pay stubs
--prayer
--Lots of winning!

Feel free to add your own. This should be fun.

I went to a Catholic primary school (grades 1-8), and the one thing all the kids learned is that you do NOT mess with nuns. Especially not one with a chainsaw:

🎥 of Sister Margaret Ann in action. Thank you to all of our neighbors that are working together to get through this! We are #MiamiDadeStrong pic.twitter.com/5tG6nzk7Ye
— Miami-Dade Police (@MiamiDadePD) September 12, 2017

posted by OregonMuse at 11:29 AM

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