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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread (Featuring Dress Pr0n) 09-23-2017Problem 1 - Black To Play (578 ) Hint: Black wins material 3r2k1/5pp1/5n2/2Q5/8/8/4P1P1/5K2 b - - 0 1 Problem 2 - White To Play (W&A 9) Hint: Black's queen is looking mighty vulnerable there rn3rk1/pp3ppb/2p4p/2Pn1P2/3NN3/4q2P/PP3RB1/R2Q2K1 w - - 0 1
Hint: White mates in, at most, 8 2r2b1r/pN1k2pn/2pP1p2/4Pqnp/2Q5/2P3P1/PP4BP/2KRR3 w - - 0 1
Hint: White can stave off the mate by winning material 6k1/5pb1/1p1N3p/p5p1/5q2/Q6P/PPr5/3RR2K w - - 0 1 (h/t ChessZebra)
White to move. Is his one-pawn advantage enough to win? If so, how? Hint: Deflect the bishop at the opportune time 8/8/b7/7p/P2P4/3k3B/8/K7 w - - 0 1
Stepping Out, 1908. Got to love those hats! ___________ Solutions Update Problem 1 - Black To Play 3r2k1/5pp1/5n2/2Q5/8/8/4P1P1/5K2 b - - 0 1 Black can fork White's king and queen: 1...Rd1+!
rn3rk1/pp3ppb/2p4p/2Pn1P2/3NN3/4q2P/PP3RB1/R2Q2K1 w - - 0 1 1.Nc2! Traps the queen 1...Qxf2+ Best to minimize loss. Play might continue: 2.Kxf2 Bxf5
2r2b1r/pN1k2pn/2pP1p2/4Pqnp/2Q5/2P3P1/PP4BP/2KRR3 w - - 0 1 1.Qf7+ Nxf7 If instead Black tries to run for with 2...Ke8 then 3.d7+ Ke7 4.dxc8=N+ Ke8 5.Bxc6# 3.Nc5+ Kd8 Or 3...Ke8 4.d7+ Kd8 5.Nxe6+ Ke7 6.dxc8=N+ Ke8 7.Bxc6# 4.Nxe6+ Kd7
6k1/5pb1/1p1N3p/p5p1/5q2/Q6P/PPr5/3RR2K w - - 0 1 So, in order to stop Black from delivering mate on h2, White needs to strike early and often, beginning with 1.Re8+! Kh7 The other move, 1...Bf8? leads to mate in short order: 1...Bf8 So, with 1...Kh7, Black avoids mate, but loses material. For example: 2.Qd3+ f5
8/8/b7/7p/P2P4/3k3B/8/K7 w - - 0 1 In this problem, the first move is obvious: save the pawn. 1.d5 Bb7 Black has now got his bishop where he wants, guarding d7 and a8. But... 3.Bd7!! A killer move that will give White time to advance his pawn. 4...Bxd7 4.a5 h4 Futile for Black is 4...Bc6 5.a6 h4 6.a7 h3 7.d7 Bxd7 8.a8=Q 5.a6 h3 Not good is 7.d7? h2 8.d8=Q+ Kc2 and White is in serious trouble, i.e. 9.Qb8 h1=Q+ 10.Ka2 Qd5+ 11.Ka1 Qd4+ 12.Ka2 Qa4# 7...Bxa8 Black's king is cut off from his pawn and rook. White can now bring his king up and trap it on either the edge of the board or against his own pieces, 10...Ke4 11.Kb2 Kd5 12.Qf4 Kc5 13.Kc3 Kd5 14.Qf5+ Kd6 15.Kd4, etc. Hope to see you all next week!
Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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