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September 12, 2017

The Morning Rant

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"Why is it that progressives, who loudly proclaim their love of science, also claim that there are 83 genders, fire can't melt steel, men can menstruate, ISIS was caused by global warming, and babies aren't human?"

From the AoSHQ Stylebook:

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From an earlier disaster:


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According to sources at Fox News, Charles Krauthammer will be getting a makeover this fall:

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(h/t Semi-Literate Thug)

Undocumented shoppers:

Yes, cornflakes and wine coolers - the breakfast of champions.

Hey, let's see what Cahlres Jhosnon has been up to lately:

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Cahlres never disappoints.

Easy Question, Easy Answer:

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posted by OregonMuse at 11:29 AM

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