EMT 09/09/17

Only 30 more white privilege days until that most sacred of Whitey celebrations, Columbus Day.

Or something.

Bottom line, we all's rayciss!

What's the most racist thing you've ever done? I think mine was (far too many years ago) having the temerity to notice there were so many football players in my Creative Writing class taught by the celebrity black author, and that they kept getting B's for sleeping through that 3 pm class.

Oh my evil racist youth.

Or maybe it was all those times I went to parties with my best friend and we were the only white boys in the house. Guest DJ'ing the party was pretty much the height of cultural appropriation. I was spinning the likes of 2 Live Crew, Biz Markie and De La Soul. Now I know how insulting it was that I didn't just play Freebird on repeat.

If only there was some way the sins of my treacherous pigment could be washed clean. It'd have to be easy though, because I am about as lazy a racist you could find. Probably something no more strenuous than going to a polling station and pushing a button.

P.s. sorry for oversleeping

posted by krakatoa at 07:07 AM

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