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September 15, 2017
Anthony Weiner Begs Judge for Leniency in Underage-Sexting Case, Saying He's Already Been Punished and Made a "National Pariah"
Guy does seem to have a real problem. It's definitely a compulsion.
Anthony Weiner is finally coming clean about his double life as a serial sexter -- admitting that he has had online affairs with 'hundreds of women' since 2009 and knowingly engaged in at least two explicit video chats with an underage girl.
Hundreds? Think of the time factor on that.
Chronic masturbator, this one.
He also says he should avoid jail time because he became a 'national pariah' after the FBI investigation into his sexting prompted the bureau to reopen its investigation into Hillary Clinton's private email server just days before the presidential election.
Weiner's attorneys filed a lengthy court memo which was made public in full on Thursday documenting their client's years as a self-proclaimed 'sex addict' and asking a judge for leniency when the former congressman is sentenced for sending obscenity to a minor later this month.
In the memo, Weiner says he should be sentenced to probation -- not prison time -- because he has already faced severe 'extrajudicial punishment' and national disgrace after his case damaged Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign last year.
The article suggests that Huma Abedin has known about this problem since 2009, two years before the rest of the world found out, Memorial Day weekend 2011.
See this tweet for a collage of pictures of Weiner's sexting career. Amusingly, in the one bottom right, he seems to be identifying himself as "T Dog" in his latest (known) sexts.
T Dog.