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September 26, 2017

The Morning Rant

"Yesterday, some idiot on Twitter said he hoped kneeling would become the 'symbol of resistance' to PDT. Hmmm... So everywhere he goes, PDT would be confronted with people genuflecting before him, right? Apparently, the genius didn't think it through."

No, GP isn't making this up. Here is the brainiac himself with his awesome proposal:

Dumbness rating: 1075 millikohns

Which part of "communist hellhole" does she not understand?

Dumbness Rating: 885 millikohns.

Oh FFS, not this again:

Bill Clinton's new "Foundation" for "Hurricane relief": For the low price of 5 dollars a month, you can send a child to a needy pedophile! pic.twitter.com/QKvRVMK0Jv
— DEPLORABLE MEDIA (@correctthemedia) September 26, 2017

"Bill, I've got the people of Haiti on line 3. They sound pretty angry."

The good old days:

The Newspaper of Record Still Shilling For Communism:

For all its flaws, the Communist revolution taught Chinese women to dream big https://t.co/Fci82iAPxM
— NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) September 26, 2017

This is kind of freaky:

Dipping your fingers in liquid sodium acetate trihydrate pic.twitter.com/6OVTkSlsio
— Science GIFs⚛️ (@Learn_Things) September 23, 2017

posted by OregonMuse at 11:31 AM

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Oh FFS, not this again: Bill Clinton's new "Foundation" for "Hurricane relief": For the low price of 5 dollars a month, you can send a child to a needy pedophile! pic.twitter.com/QKvRVMK0Jv — DEPLORABLE MEDIA (@correctthemedia) September 26, 2017 "Bill, I've got the people of Haiti on line 3. They sound pretty angry." 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