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Jealous James Cameron Snipes that Marvel Movies Are Just "Testosterone-Driven" Boys' Fantasies, But His Avatar Movies Are an Antidote to Such Fare
I'm not defending Marvel movies here, just noting that James Cameron's Avatar film featured a crippled man given super-powers by strange technology (the super-power of mind-controlling a giant, super-strong, super-agile nine-foot tall Nightcrawler ripoff) and who then had to fight a giant robot mecha marine armed with a, I shit you not, three-foot-long Kabar knife. Dude, your fucking movies are testosterone-driven superhero boys' fantasies.
Alex and Brent finally have intelligent and insightful questions to answer on the Drift Compatible Podcast. It's about time. [Weirddave]
President George H.W. Bush Hospitalized After Contracting an Infection Shortly After Wife Barbara's Funeral
I'd offer thoughts and prayers but the left says that only legislative action counts. I'm not sure what kind of bill to advocate for.
s Afghan Vet Who Lost His Penis and Testicles in Combat Has First Full Transplant of Genitals; Twitter-Certified BlueCheckmark "Writer" Wishes "His Dick Would Fall Off"
Twitter uses its blue checkmark system to confer status and validation on people, or deny it to them. Yet this... specimen still has xers.
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