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March 17, 2008

Inevitable: Charlie Sheen Enters Spitzer Hooker Scandal

What were the odds? I'd say they were about one in... one.

THE hooker who brought down New York governor Eliot Spitzer once dressed up as a cheerleader for a wild threesome with actor Charlie Sheen.

Ashley Dupre was just 19 when she romped with Sheen, costing him up to £10,000 a session.

Jason Itzler, 41, self-styled King of All Pimps, said he sent Dupre, under the name Victoria, and another girl, Cheryl, to the Platoon star.

He said: "Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts.

"They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover.

"One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting 'Charlie! Charlie! He's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can!'"

Okay, Charlie Sheen denied this... when it was first alleged two years ago.

So this guy peddled this story two years ago, and now, wham, happenstance strikes and it turns out that this "Victoria" from the old story just happens to be the Most Famous Hooker In The Whole World.

Lucky for Mr. Itzler!

So yeah, could totally believe Charlie Sheen would do this. But did he? With "Kristen"? No.

Thanks to AliceH.


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