Sponsored Content
« Senate Republicans To Propose Comprehensive Piece of Shit Comprehensive, Real Enforcement Reform | Main | Correction: Everything That Guy Just Said Was Bullshit. We Regret the Error. »
March 05, 2008

Sublimminababble Messages: NBC's Medium Features Murderer, Cannibal Who Just Happens To Be Ex-POW Arizona Politician

Gee, what do you think they're trying to say? Support the troops, I reckon. Or they'll kill you and eat your ass.

john_mccain.jpg
I haven't had fall-off-the-bone tender
Children's Fingers like this since Da Nang.


And in a development that surprises absolutely no one except John McCain himself, the Republican nominee is now being treated by the MSM as a Republican, with only 30% positive coverage as compared to Obama's 67%.

And even that understates how positive Obama's coverage has been -- 25% of his coverage was neutral, and the 8% of his coverage that was negative at all came only from special NBC White House correspondent Satan, the Prince of Lies, who vowed "Barack Obama will never establish a Kingdom of Heaven on Earth while I yet draw breath!"

He then laughed as he got into a limo with "longtime companion" David Shuster.


digg this
posted by Ace at 03:39 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Count de Monet, Twin Blade Fan: "All the stacked multi-cores and chipsets in comput ..."

Bruce: "Insomnia is is fun, you guys. Posted by: Pug Maho ..."

Bruce: "Been cat napping Posted by: Skip **Wolfus wak ..."

Pug Mahon: "Insomnia is is fun, you guys. ..."

Skip : "Been cat napping ..."

Pug Mahon: "The new stealth bomber is like Jack Black in Commu ..."

Cool Hand Stealth Bomber: "When they "unveiled" the new Stealth Bomber I thin ..."

Bruce: "When they "unveiled" the new Stealth Bomber I thin ..."

JT: "When they "unveiled" the new Stealth Bomber I thin ..."

FenelonSpoke: "Babylon Bee- YouTube video where Fired Twitter em ..."

Bruce: " At which point Pixy will be contacting me about e ..."

JT: "Hiya Bruce ! ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64