Wednesday Warporn!: HK (Hunter Killer) Robots Take Flight!

Yes, I know it's Thursday. But Thurdsay doesn't begin with a W, now does it, Pointdexter? Boy, you're a good little Worker Bee in The Hive Machine, aren't you, knowing what "day" of the "week" it is, huh?

Free your mind and your ass will follow, baby.

So I trust everyone remembers the AA-12, the fully automatic shotgun/marital aid.

Bunk.

But that's not all you get. Thanks to the amazing innovations from On-Target Solutions, you can get not one but two AA-12 recoilless automatic shotguns... carried aloft by a remote-control robotic Killcopter, a helicopter of death.

Now how much would you pay?

Order now and we'll include the amazing miracle dicer for no extra charge. Think about making lovely corkscrew potato garnishes and dicing onions so quickly you won't have time to cry. Except for tears of sexual satisfaction verging on the spiritual.

Thanks to DelD.

PS: I guess everyone wants to pretend otherwise -- I know I do -- but this just doesn't look like a very useful weapon. It's pretty large, it seems to have a short range, and so it's going to be pretty easy to shoot down before it gets anywhere near close enough to do some damage.

Still, it's a prototype, a knock-together, pretty much. The HK's from Terminator didn't start out as ferocious plasma-beam spitting chromoceramic deathbots, either.

So let's all just sshhhh like we're at the movies and enjoy the ride.

posted by Ace at 10:12 AM

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