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March 24, 2008

Vodka Maker Wants "Kristen" To Peddle Her Ass on the Streets

Shouldn't be a tough negotiation.

The owner of Georgi vodka said he is in talks to put the derriere of former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer's call girl on the backside of every bus in New York.

Star Industries CEO Martin Silver, who owns U.S. rights to the brand, told Ad Age his firm is making headway in talks to pay Ashley Dupre a low six-figure amount to be this year's Georgi "butt girl," the annual pinup the brand posts on the backs of city buses and the tops of taxicabs.

Talk about a Master of the Fucking Obvious (MFO) degree holder:

"This girl's gonna get inundated," he said. "She's worth a lot of money."

She's worth $1500 an hour and trust me, she already has been inundated, dude.

Oh, and since I just broke my Dupre embargo, here she is naked. Click on the pics to make those Censor-Stars disappear.

Does anyone care? I dunno. I don't.

Thanks to dri. And to the Other McCain for pointing out that Dupre's boobs were fake, which, um, I don't think is going to win him the Pulitzer this year.


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