Andrew Sullivan: Orgasmically Celebrating the Mass Murder of 3000 Innocent Civilians "a version of liberation theology and Christianity"
Super Special Lightly Blasphemous Bonus: Obama, Your Own Personal Jesus

We already knew Obama's cock must taste like lasagna.

So what about Wright's? Shrimp scampi, I'm thinking. General Tso's Chicken at the very least.

Bleg: We've got to get on the ball here. Slideshow of all those halo pictures of Obama to Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus. With break-ins for Chris Matthews' "thrill down your leg" and "greatest speech on race since Abraham Lincoln" and similar stuff.

Forget It: It's old.

Pardon the timing on this. I know it's Good Friday. It's not blasphemous, I don't think, so much as it's mocking those who seem to actually believe Obama is really Jesus.

From Obamamessiah.com.

Oh: In case anyone missed it, I left Andrew Sullivan a smoking crater the other day. Probably my cruelest slam of him ever, partly because I just kept linking all the previous crap I'd written about him.

Another One: I got tipped this a while ago (sorry, I forget who). It's Building a Religion by Cake. Pretty decent, but I just didn't know the song so I was meh on it.

But what the hell. Nothing satisfies like excess.

Getting Old Testament on the DNC's Ass: Angry lefties plot "Plan Jericho" should Obama be denied the nomination:

Call it Plan Jericho: Like Joshua of the Old Testament and his troops who circled the halls of the city, marched around it silently for six days, on the seventh day marched around it seven times more and then, on cue, sounded a horn to end the silence and shout all at once, toppled the walls, entered the city, and “killed” (the Bible says so literally, but this time it will be politically, not mortally) every man, woman and superdelegate – including any imposter they might “nominate” by imposition – that did not participate in the certain walk-out protest that will occur under their scenario and instead chooses to remain inside the hall.

Are you quite sure Obama is Jesus?

I'm not a big believer in End-of-Days claptrap, but I'm beginning to think a better case could be made for someone else mentioned near the very end of the Bible.

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