Finally, Proof That Nickleback Is Teh Ghey

I don't even think I really know who or what the fuck Nickleback is. I just know that younger people say they're awful, so I repeat that, in a desperate effort to appear hip and a youthful thirty-seven.

Though I think I have heard some very gay shit on the radio and when I inquired what this perverse ear-buggery might be, I was told "Nickleback."

They seem to be the easy-listening version of the blistering, hard-edged metalstorm of Creed.

Anyway. proof at last. The singer from Nickleback admits to youthful indiscretions involving his penis and his own mouth.

One could argue that if it's your own hog going into your piehole, it's actually not gay at all.

On the other hand, one could also argue that since both body parts involved are your own, it's actually twice as gay as a normal gay act.

I think I'm liking the math on that last one more. Because I'm just not buying that "not gay" option.

Thanks to Demure Thoughts/Temple of Jenninfer.

Just so we can all pretend we know who the hell this guy is, here's the second gayest thing to ever come out of his mouth:

posted by Ace at 06:12 PM

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