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March 30, 2008

Does The AoS HQ Need Its Own Chaplain?

If so, I think weve found our man!

A pastor whose disappearance from a small town in upstate New York triggered a search by police and the FBI was found earlier today (Friday) inside an Ohio strip club.

Police said that when the Rev. Craig S. Rhodenizer, 46, was confronted by an officer, he began crying and said he couldn't remember anything about the 36 hours he was missing.

But dancers at the club remembered Rhodenizer. They told investigators that Rhodenizer spent two hours drinking, soliciting dances and making threatening comments. He also said he wanted to take the dancers back to his motel, according to the police report. In his car was a bottle of Bacardi rum.

Okay, the rum is a problem but if we can get him to take up Valu-Right Vodka and get him out on a hobo hunt or two, I think hes perfect for us.


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