World's Stupidest Criminals, All-Time Title Holders

By day, they're armed robbers.

By night, they split atoms... with their minds.

Here we see them attempting a run of the mill robbery. They enter the building, and demand that the woman behind the counter give them all of the money in her drawer, while feigning to have guns under their coats.

Should be easy enough. This happens every day in America. Tellers and clerks are supposed to turn over the cash.

Except: They're not in a bank or liquor store.

The target of their heist? A police station. During normal working hours.

"What do you think the cops' response time is?"

-- "For this type of heist, I'd say... zero."

"Sounds good. We'll just keep it simple, then. No hot-dogging. We've only got zero seconds and we'll just have to make the most of every none of them."

Thanks to tmi3rd.

posted by Ace at 01:02 AM

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