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March 25, 2008
Dark Horse Candidate Might Save Democrats?
Where can you turn when one candidate is a cynical, corrupt, disingenuous courter of racists and racewarriors, and the other candidate spins absurd lies about her experience as First Lady which sound suspiciously like the plotlines of Broken Arrow and Under Siege 2: Dark Territory?
Well, you need someone innocent, guileless, uncorrupted by worldliness. And uncorrupted by a functional dose of human intelligence, too.
Only one man can save the Democrats.
And that man is Ralph Wiggum.
Choo-choo-choose me!
Thanks to Conservative Belle.