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March 15, 2008

Top Ten Job Interview No-Nos

Here's a few that cracked me up; the rest are at the link.

- Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified."

I'm using that one. I can't even give you my resume. 'Darkish-Grey Ops.' Shhh. Trust me, I'm a shoo-in.

- Candidate told the interviewer he was fired for beating up his last boss.

- When an applicant was offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.

- Candidate flushed the toilet while talking to interviewer during phone interview.

Classy.


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