The Lure of Liberalism

Yes, this is old. So what? You haven't heard it.

The band is "The Bastard Fairies."

Thanks to mkelly of unme.

The song makes more sense from the male POV, and in fact it seems written to be sung by a man; the reference to taking someone "back to my van" isn't a likely one from a chick, and "your balls are turning blue" makes no sense in context -- I think it's obvious the line was originally "my balls are turning blue.

But they traded a hipster dude most likely with mutton-chops or a goatee for a cute and nerdly alt-chick so it's all good.

BTW, I'd hit that like Sonny Corleone hitting Carmine with the trash can lid.

I'd hit that like Ivan Drago fisted Apollo Creed right in the corpus collossum.

I'd hit that like the Enola Gay tapped the ass of Hiroshima.

posted by Ace at 01:12 PM

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