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March 20, 2008

Woman goes for leg operation, gets new asshole instead

No, she didn't marry her surgeon if that's what you're thinking..

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

Note to self: avoid having any brain surgery done in Germany...

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