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March 12, 2008
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick: Okay, So Maybe I Might Have Killed a Stripper and/or Covered It Up. On the Other Hand, I'm Claiming a Lot of People are Calling Me"Nigger." So, Honestly, Aren't We Square On Those Accounts?
Detroit's scandal-plagued mayor, steeped in dark intrigue (not the least mysterious element of which is is oddly unknowable party affiliation), plays, if you can imagine such a thing, the race card.
This is supposed to be a 'appy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo....
I'm reminded of Dennis Miller's suggestion for Marion Barry's comeback-election slogan: No hookers, no blow, just good government.
Kwame Kilpatrick should start running on a similar platform: More Jobs. Fewer Dead Strippers. Together We Can Make Both Happen... Assuming Ideal Circumstances.
Related To That Other Scandal: The shock here I think is that a British royal isn't sexually impotent.