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March 07, 2008

Real Headline: Report: Sadistic Lesbian Killers Shared Blood Lust

This Fox headline writer's got the chops to work here at Ace of Spades.

They drugged, bludgeoned and strangled their 16-year-old victim to death then they knelt over her lifeless, bloody body to kiss before dumping her in a wheelbarrow.

...

Supreme Court justice Peter Blaxell sentenced Parashumti, 19, and Stasinowsky, 21, to 24 years in jail each.

Blaxell said the "particularly horrifying and shocking" crime was devoid of a substantial motive.

"You have each had more than a year in custody to reflect upon the evilness of your crime yet you still lack remorse and obviously place no value on the sanctity of human life," he said. "There is also the added problem that you each enjoy being sexually aroused by the infliction of violence."

...

One theory put to the court was that the couple appeared obsessed with proving their love for each other.

Both pleaded guilty last November to one count each of willful murder but they still do not seem to understand the gravity of their crime.

Court hearings have been punctuated with laughter, smirking and smiling.

Even during sentencing submissions in January, the couple was told twice by Blaxell to stop their light-hearted behavior as the graphic details of the crime were read.

Roger Corman just filed suit for copyright infringement.

I know, I know... I'm not doing a lot of real news lately. I wanted to do real news today but I'm in Blog Dramas with some female conservative bloggers, and also, as usual, the female liberal bloggers at Sadly, No, who do a very thorough job of covering every other blog in existence.

It's like reading middle-school girls' slam-books over there.

Though a bit less witty.

I'll get right on the real news. Though I really have a bunch of other crap stories I'd rather do.

Thanks to Iwilnotsubmit.

And thanks to Slublog, again, for the p-shop.


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