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March 06, 2008

Thirty-Eight Years Ago...

...three members of the Weather Underground, partners in crime with Barack Hussein Obama's bosom chums William Ayers and Bernadette Dorhn, blew themselves to fiery hell when a bomb intended for Fort Dix inadvertently exploded in their evil fucking faces.

But for John Ryan's benefit, let me state, and I do actually mean this quite seriously:

Though both of these terrorists were blown into tiny blackened and pink chunks, there was no actual damage.

See what I did there, Professor Science?

We call that a "runner" or a "callback."

Keep up.

Correction: Three useless DNA balloons were punctured, not two. Thanks to David in San Diego for the correction.


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