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March 05, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows off Personal Style of Vintage Thrift Funk, Human Growth Hormone

Sick of being an oddly cute Butterface, she's decided to become a Butterarms and Butterpectoralises as well.

And do be sure to check out Madonna as well.

And Rene Zellwegger.

I dunno. If it makes them happy, I guess. I suppose they're fit and healthy, at least. But... Some kind of new body-shaping aesthetic I guess I'm just not ready for.

I think they've just caught the weightlifter bug, that kinda-cool positive reinforcement that comes from realizing hey, I really can change my body if I work at it hard enough. And I guess they're getting off on their, um, progress and seeing just how much they change them.

But... dudes. Come on.

Thanks to De Hennifer.

Meanwhile... Allison Stokke is back, and, at least by With Leather's estimation, headed in the opposite direction. I see nothing amiss here myself.

Thanks to spongeworthy.

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