Mary Anne Busted for Mary Jane

It's so obligatory and obvious I have to say it, despite the fact no one's said Mary Jane since an early episode of Mannix.

Okay, let's get the hack SNL style one-liners out of the way:

Police seized a quantity of marijuana along with a sophisticated bong constructed out of a coconut shell and palm fronds. Also seized was a pocket pipe she called her "Little Buddy."

Although she faces 1 to 5 years in prison, she's hoping to plea bargain down to a three-hour tour... though bad circumstances could always wind up extending that.

She won't have such a bad time adjusting to prison, though. She's dealt with the isolation, with living with a female bunkmate, and with wearing the same damn outfit for seven years straight.

Okay, enough with the stupid jokes. I feel like Gallagher.

Here's her stupid picture:

Thanks to dri.

Mary Anne In Your Fantasies: In shackles, no less.

Cute... but man, is she wearing a lot of make-up. What's with the grease-painted eyebrows? She looks like Groucho Marx.

Again, dri, clearly very invested in this whole Mary Anne situation.

posted by Ace at 04:14 PM

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