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March 07, 2008
Just What Every Kid Wants!
A TSA Security Checkpoint Playset!
A commenter on Amazon complains that the shoes do not come off.
I know I always dreamed of being an airport security screener as a kid... hassling people who plainly are not terrorists in the interests of "equality," manhandling laptop computers, spending a suspiciously long time patting down a dude's joint... Ah, to relive those dreams with an action playset.
Thanks to Conservative Belle.
And What Every Adult Needs: A hundred fucking thousand dollar shower, with eighteen big bastard shower heads and the ability to water-blast six layers of skin right off your body.
It's an absolute must if you're either a clean-freak or a circus bear. Or both, for that matter.
Jen.