Japanese Model Gets Off Due To Large Breasts

Well, turnabout is fair play I guess. If I were oh that jury, I would have voted to get her off too, out of a simple sense of reciprocal obligation.

That's the real headline by the way, yo.

She was accused of kicking a whole in her boyfriend's door and slithering through the hole, like a panther with really big jugs, in order to catch him with another woman.

Hot.

She claimed her breasts were simply too large to make such a scenario feasible.

They measured. She was acquitted.

Also hot.

This picture and caption is really in the story linked:

The defence rests.

Uh-huh. No jury in the world would convict her.

Johnny Cochran would have a field day with this. If she's got big tits, the jury acquits! If she's a double-D, she must go free!

I am so happy to Michael for sending this, just to sort of clear the palate from the D&D post.

The Actual Pic: Hmmm... Would I have acquitted? I dunno. She looks bad, like up to no good. I think I might have voted to lock her away in a penile colony.

Thanks to IreneFingIrene.

posted by Ace at 03:15 PM

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