FAQ: If a Racially-Charged Story Gets Posted, That Means I Can Start Making Racist Statements, Right?

Um, no, as it turns out, actually.

To the, say, 5% of racists who have decided to perk up and start commenting now that there's some red-hot racially-charged news:

I'm going to be condescending here, because apparently some people need to be fucking condescended to:

The fact that a story might involve black people is not, in fact, an open invitation to start tossing out the words "nigger" or even "nigga."

Especially in phrases like "nigga-dark," which just got someone banned. Later, horseman.

I should have banned this asshole earlier. I think I've seen three comments of his and of the three two were right on the line of getting a ban.

Oddly enough horseman only seemed interested in stories about blacks.

Did you think you got in a really good burn, horseman? The only person you embarrassed was yourself. And me. By unfortunate association.

And everyone else here, all of us embarrassed that we somehow put it in your head that we were "on your team."

So, the next time some jackass gets it in his head Ace just winked at me and gave me the secret Whitey signal to really let loose, bear in mind there's a pretty good chance it will be your last comment here. So make it count.

Do you. Have any. Fucking. Idea. How embarrassing it is. To even have to write this post?

Stupid ignorant-ass fuckers.

And I don't mean that in the playful way I mean "morons."

Incidentally, if you're curious why some people get to make racially-edgy comments without criticism and you can't, here's a good rule of thumb: If it's extraordinarily important to you to write something like "nigga-dark," that's probably a pretty good indicator right there that you're precisely the person who shouldn't be writing that.

Find another blog, guys. This one's not for you. I'm "politically correct" and a "pussy who won't tell it like it is" whatever other words you want to use.

PS: Before I had clean-up the stinking pile of shit you left on my blog, "horseman," I was getting ready to do my big Obama round-up of the day, which would have been all sorts of fun for you.

Now I don't feel like it. So you just get this, dickweed.

I've avoided -- until our recent "open, candid dialog" about race made it unavaoidable -- just about every racially-tinged story there was. The amnesty fight, I guess, was another case where I stayed out of it until necessary.

Why? Because I knew from the early days of the blog you cannot have 1) open commenting and 2) a story with the slightest racial edge without, um, certain people (let's use cutesy euphemisms) flying out of the woodwork to announce, "Hey, I don't like darkies or spics either! Thank God someone finally had the balls to say so!"

Um, I didn't say that. And plenty of people have said it before me so honestly, you stupid fucks, you needn't get so orgasmically excited when you think someone is secretly giving you the "You're among pale friends" secret handshake.

Thanks to Conservative Belle for the banhammer graphic.

Bonus! Just to really freak out horseman.

I was listening to it anyway. This and You Better You Bet.

posted by Ace at 06:21 PM