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March 25, 2008

The Right Wing Noise Machine Swings and Misses Again

Complete bullshit here from CBS about Hillary.

There was sniper fire in the surrounding hills. (Source: A Hillary Clinton press aide.)

Case closed. Hillary told the truth, and all the dishonest hacks and hate-filled liars and Caesarist bootlickerssaying otherwise can go hang.

I'm so tired of Faux News and all the rest of the phoney-baloney conservative hate-outlets pushing this kind of extremist rightwing propaganda on the auto-lobomized cathode-cretins sensible real patriots of this country.

PS Vote for Hillary. I just got this email:

She knows how to make the tough decisions. Trust me, when she makes up her mind, a deadly calm comes over her, but her eyes get as brightly narrow as a cobra's. And then -- darkness, silence.

If only I knew then what I know now.

That's from foster_vincent, whoever that is.


Her Story's Still Changing: But so what, Right Wing Haters? It's just getting better, more truthful, and more filled with pulse-pounding action-adventure and executive experience with each retelling.

I happen to believe in progressivism-- and the idea that a story might progress and become even more perfect as it evolves.

You... do believe in progress and evolution, don't you?

Thanks to PatR., another Right Wing Hate Machine Propagandist who probably fucks baby-heads (Strong Sarah Silverman Psycho Bitch Content Warning).


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