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March 06, 2008

Claim: Muqtada al Sadr Suffers Ten Game Batting Slump and Coma, But Mostly Coma

Just one completely unconfirmed rumor. Don't get as excited as I am.

thanks to vilmar.

Actually... As emotionally satisfying this might be if true, it could be very bad. We have, mostly, neutralized al Sadr; whether we bought him, or scared him, or other Iraqi leaders have restrained him, he's mostly just been a blowhard lately.

If he has been taken out, who knows what could come next.

And if he recovers... well he's going to have a Messiah glow that could almost rival Barack Obama's.


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