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March 21, 2008

Peep Show

For those of you going away soon, Happy Easter.

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No one is allowed to tell me that's in bad taste, because Mom sent it. Seriously:

HAPPY EASTER #1 Son,

Love,
Mom

Why don't you use this on your blog and wish all your morons a happy Easter.

I saw you used the Taliban one, glad you liked it.

I get so many emails but most are way too dirty to send to my son!!

Well, I don't know, Mom. How dirty is "too dirty"?

Oh yeah: #1 Son. Suck on that, #2 and #3 Sons.

Truth hurts a bit, huh? Oh yeah. Truth hurts... so good.

Punks. No, seriously brothers: Happy Inferior Easter to you, too. Maybe you can find a nice waitress at Denny's to spend it with. An older woman who actually loves you, maybe. Or will pretend to while you choke down a Grand Slam Breakfast... and tears.


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