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March 16, 2008
At Last: Celebrity Blow-Up Dolls
Not very safe for work, especially if you click to expand the boxes the blow-up dolls come in.
The guy marketing these avoids legal hassles two ways: First, the actresses aren't named properly, instead they're dubbed with a porn parody name; so you can have sex with "Sarah Jessica Porkher." Wit.
Second, the dolls, I'm guessing, look nothing at all like the actresses they're supposed to be. There's only so much you can do with a balloon, a cheap wig, and a set of magic markers after all.
Jen, the Dirt Goddess.