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Livestream: Comey being grilled by Lindsey Graham
I tried to find the OANN link -- I'm done with Fox, forever -- but couldn't find it. [Here is the CSPAN link [CBD]]
Antifa Hottie of the Day
Looks like Jonah Goldberg getting dressed up to play "Lambs"
Trump-deranged hideous trollmonster Cathy Young, who writes for the Civilty-Praising Bulwark and says that among her "pros" is "civility," randomly targets someone for saying they won't wear a mask, thusly: "Get fucked. That's all the response you deserve, you utter piece of shit."
Guys I'm losing faith that these NeverTrumpers are as supportive of "Norms" and "Civility" as they claim in their endless self-praising, Trump-deranged tweets. I'm starting to think all the talk of "Norms" and "civility" is really just a dishonest, calculated stratagem to appeal to conservatives with non-policy talk about civic virtue while *really* attempting to sell them hard-left policies.
The Middle East's New Map
"The imminent establishment of diplomatic relations between Israel and two Gulf states, the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, is part of an on-going process of security cooperation going back many years.[...]It means that the process of ending the era of Arab-Israeli confrontation will continue, culminating perhaps in a political upheaval in Iran. That is the road that the Middle East may now be on."
We'll see. [CBD]
I've put a lot of posts in draft the past two weeks that I never posted. Because no one's around to complain about it, I'm just crapping them out now, even though they're sometimes more than a week old.
I put a zombie comment into a post about three weeks ago, maybe even a month ago. I wonder if I can get away with posting that. It is about a generally-applicable point (the religious cult of leftwing politics). Write "No" in the comments if you don't want me to publish a three week old post.
I should take this opportunity, with comments being down, to complain about how disappointed I am in the site's readers, without any fear of back-lip.
#BeBetter, people. #BeBetter.
Wow I'm totally shocked to learn that Jeb Bush is a Dispatch fan
They probably share 50% of the same funders.
Sorry, no word from Pixy. Comments are still down.
NeverTrump Nobody Jamie Weinstein -- boyfriend of arm-deprived Michelle Fields -- added to FoxNews as a commentator because there just aren't enough Democrats on the channel
If you're saying "Literally who?" right now, that's not quite fair. Jamie Weinstein stood by Michelle Fields as she went through a four year process of regrowing her missing limb, like The Lizard from Spider-Man.
Also, he tried to "shop" his dinners with liberal "journalists" to TV networks, because, wow, we just don't hear enough from liberal "journalists," now do we?
I know the comments are down. I contacted Pixy to give the hamsters a shot of Joe Biden-level meth.
Democrat attacks on Trump are trivial, wrongheaded, and hypocritical, says... leftwing pop-metaphysics hobo Russell Brand
He points out that Trump's ginning up of anger at the media, and claiming they serve corporate masters, is a critique that never bothered the media before, and never was cause for the current moral panic and fainting-couch hyperventilations. Because it had come in previous years from the socialist left, who are, of course, the media's allies. And the media has always been willing to entertain the possibility that they're just not leftwing enough, and are being held back by anti-progressive forces.
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