Hey, Thanks for the Assassination Wish, Dude!

I have told people this, and warned them, so I do not have any guilt about carrying the threat out.

I have told people, in no uncertain terms, that if a death threat is made on this site, I have no compunctions whatsoever about handing over your IP and email to the Secret Service.

Not only have I no compunctions about doing so -- I actually think it's the right thing to do.

I am doing so, "Louis A. Sanders."

I refuse to be part of your lunatic drama and violent fantasies.

You could have simply called the White House with your own phone to announce you needed some Secret Service attention; instead, you insisted on involving me.

So, when you get the knock on the door, you will know I sent them, with no regret whatsoever.

You bought the ticket, enjoy the ride.

I hope that this policy is now adequately clear, after the twentieth iteration of it.

I Am Not Your Friend: People who talk this way think they're doing so "among friends."

Let me assure you, on this score, you are not among friends, but in fact among a government informant.

I have no sympathy for people too stupid and too deranged to commit their crimes in private.

And I don't need to be dragooned into some maniac's wet dreams.

posted by Ace at 02:21 PM

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