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Dems in a Bad Economy: "Let's Raise Taxes!" | Main | Hoboy: Serial-Killer-Lovin' Obama Nominee Gets Even Worse
June 23, 2010

After Stealing Car, Then a Police Cruiser, Naked "Dirty, Hot, and Slippery" Woman Faces Felony Charges, Marriage Proposals

Tweaker Terminatrix:

As West Valley City police Capt. Tom McLachlan said, "This was an episode that is out of the normal."

And that's an understatement.

A man was pulled over, posting business signs on the side of the road. Sylvina Beagley pulled up next to him and got out of her car.

"Unique thing about that was that, uh she was not wearing any clothes," McLachlan said.

Then she decided to steal his car, driving north toward West Valley City.

The man jumped into her abandoned car and followed Beagley, while dialing 911.

At 5300 South, she crashed into a gate on ATK property and ran. Officers eventually caught up with Beagley, but they couldn't quite physically catch her.

"She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," McLachlan said.

And she was off again! This time she got into a squad car and drove away, only to crash into another gate, hit a burm and soar 50 feet in the air.

Beagley didn't stop there either. She ran from the totaled car and scaled a barbed wire fence.

Officers realized a Taser was necessary to stop her, and so it ended.

"It's an unusual story. It'll pique the interest of a lot of people," McLachlan said.

I've got a pique in my pants.

The woman is expected to plead out to two counts of Partying Excessively Hardy.

Thanks to rdbrewer.

Black Eyes, Like A Doll's Eyes... Well, sadly but predictably, she is not exactly what you'd call classically hot.

Still. Stealin' cop cars and making 50 foot jumps adds a point or two.


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