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June 09, 2010

Salma Hayek Is Afraid Of Snakes

Salma Hayek is definitely all girl, in case you harbored any doubt.

Based on this video, I can finally finish that Relative Snake-Fearedness of Middle-Tier Hollywood Actresses chart I've been working on for six years. In ascending order of snake-fear:

1. Maya Rudolph

2. Maria Bello

3. Salma Hayek

Finally can check that box. See, Dad?!?! I told you I wasn't just a shiftless dreamer!

This seems so ridiculous I have to cover my ass with the obligatory Might Be Viral Marketing disclaimer. Ass duly covered, I think it's real.

Thanks to kawfytawk.

Corrected: It was Maria Bello, not Mary McCormack... damn those women look so much alike.

She was promoting the new Sandler/Rock/James/Spade/Schneider move Grown Ups.

Oh, and I'm assured it's not viral marketing by a friend of the site connected with the movie.

Video Valium: Since this is a silly video post, here's another one.

This is very relaxing to watch. It's kind of zenishly hypnotic.

And if you like that -- Narcoleptic puppy!

rdbrewer sent the cat vid. J.L. sent the puppy one.

No, No, No, Antonio! Is Too Cute! Is Too Cute! But I must.

rdbrewer again.

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