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June 15, 2010

2 Hot 4 Banking Chick Hires 2 Stupid 2 Live Gloria Allred

You can usually tell you have no case when you bring in Gloria Allred.

JWF says Lorenzana's soap opera has jumped the shark, which is a good way to put it. Gloria Allred is the Ted McGinley of contrived lawsuits.

The article at JWF mentions a blistering Andrea Peyser column. Here that is.

Today starts Week 3 of the Debrahlee Lorenzana Crisis. In Week 1, the lady attempted to con America into believing she was the victim of her much-exaggerated hottitude -- while spreading soft-porn photos of herself like fliers for an escort agency.

Then last week, an "aha!" video surfaced showing this lady living her dream. She was featured in a 2003 reality TV show, getting her second boob job, holding melons to her chest, and issuing a cringe-worthy croon.

"I love plastic surgery," she waxed idiotically. "I think it's the best thing that ever happened." She revealed plans to alter her body into that of a Playboy Playmate -- "t - - s on a stick!" -- in order to achieve her lifelong ambition of wedding a rich guy.

Seven years later, Debrahlee is still single. Her kid is growing. The lawsuit marches on.



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